by waiter | Feb 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ll be making appearances at the following libraries over the upcoming weeks. If you can swing by to say hello, I’d love to meet you. Books will be for sale and signatures. I’ll be more than happy to autograph previously puchased copies. Hope to...
by waiter | Jan 30, 2009 | Uncategorized
Since I owe Anthony Bourdain huge, you’ll be seeing sneak peeks of his great show No Reservations here on Waiter Rant! Tony, you can pimp me out anytime. From the Travel Channel: Tony loves the energy and edge of big cities. So how is it that he has avoided...
by waiter | Jan 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s eight o’clock on Saturday night when I belly up to the bar of a TGI Friday’s restaurant near my house. (I don’t want to hear any shit from you foodies.) After a long day spent cleaning, doing laundry, and food shopping, the last thing I...
by waiter | Jan 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
I will be appearing at the Closter Public Library in Closter, NJ this Monday, January 19th, at 7:30PM. Come visit me!
by waiter | Jan 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s seven o’clock on Wednesday night and I’m walking down down Central Park West. I’m scheduled to interview a guy at 7:30 for my new book. Since my bus made it in from Jersey quicker than I expected, I have half an hour to kill. I decide to...
by waiter | Jan 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s a frigid Saturday afternoon and I’m at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. As I watch Buster evade a Chihuahua by leaping on top of a picnic table, I stamp my feet in an attempt to keep warm. I might be freezing my balls off, but, by the...
by waiter | Jan 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
Man, those sushi waiters in France are vicious!
by waiter | Jan 4, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Saturday night and I’m behind the wheel as my roommate and I travel down one of the most dangerous roads on Earth. Previous hard won experience has told me that If I take my eyes off this perilous road for a nanosecond, disaster will inevitably...
by waiter | Dec 29, 2008 | Uncategorized
It’s the night after Christmas and I’m taking Pearl, my brother’s ninety-five pound German Shorthaired Pointer, for a walk through the dark Pennsylvania woods surrounding my parent’s house. The reason my brother’s not walking his own dog...
by waiter | Dec 24, 2008 | Uncategorized
Merry Christmas and other assorted holidays! Thanks for making 2008 my Annus Mirabilis! Best wishes to everyone for a happy and healthy 2009!
