by waiter | Feb 25, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Thursday morning and I head over to the post office to mail a package. I love the post office in my town. A stately edifice overlooking a traffic circle that revolves around a monument to the town’s Spanish-American War dead, the building looks like a...
by waiter | Feb 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
Its Saturday night and I’m rolling around a urine slicked floor with a nurse. I know what you’re thinking but please, get your filthy, perverted minds out of the deep dark gutter they’ve just fallen into. Its not what you think. But since I work...
by waiter | Feb 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
As a teenager growing up just outside New York City, Manhattan – to Tony – was like living a dream. And there were institutions in that dream, some of which are still going strong, some of which are hanging on by a thread and some luck, and some of which have since...
by waiter | Feb 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m going to be in Las Vegas from March 10-15th to research my new book on tipping! While I have interviews lined up, I’m still looking for people in the following occupations to talk to! Casino Dealers Cocktail Waitresses Limo Drivers Cab Drivers Sex...
by waiter | Feb 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
I am looking to interview individuals working in the professions listed below. Even if you are not in the geographic area I’ve specified, I’d still love to talk to you. The people I interview can remain as anonymous as they wish! If you or someone you...
by waiter | Feb 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
In the next episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, we get to see a sensitive side of Tony. He recognizes his large Filipino audience and that the Philippines is a country and food culture that he really wants ‘to do right by.’ You may recognize one...
by waiter | Feb 14, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Thursday afternoon and I’ve just finished a quick lunch at a favorite local restaurant. When I pull out my wallet and lay it on the table, my waitress, a slender brunette in her early twenties, catches my signal and delivers the check. “So you...
by waiter | Feb 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Sunday night and I’m lying on my couch watching television and sipping Gatorade. Remember my brother’s son being sick? Well, to be a good uncle, I decided to babysit my nephew and give his exhausted parents a break. I caught the stomach bug that...
by waiter | Feb 7, 2009 | Uncategorized
Yes, I’m still Anthony’s boy. (Happily.) Here’s another sneak preview for No Reservations. Cue the PR writers….. Get ready for a treat this week with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Food Porn. Tony is joined by some of the world’s most...
by waiter | Feb 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
Several months ago I took advantage of the nosediving economy and bought a 50 inch plasma television on the cheap at a soon to be defunct Circuit City store. I had initially planned to get a 42 inch screen but techo-lust overwhelmed my better judgement and now I have...