by waiter | Jun 22, 2023 | Uncategorized
A couple of days ago, my wife texted me an article about a restaurant in California that hired a fake “priest” to hear the confessions of their waitstaff in order to uncover suspected wrongdoings by their workers. They got busted and were fined $140,000 to punish them...
by waiter | Jun 3, 2023 | Uncategorized
My cart loaded with eggs for the food pantry, I made my way to the checkout area where, to my dismay, I found only two flesh and blood cashiers while the rest of my fellow shoppers were using the self-checkout gizmos. I hate those things. The lines for the...
by waiter | Jun 2, 2023 | Uncategorized
“My chicken tastes weird,” my wife said. “Could it be the marinade?” I asked. “No. Taste it and see.” So, I did. The chicken was bad. Sighing, I looked for waitress, but she was nowhere to be found. Another waitress happened to be walking down the...
by waiter | May 11, 2023 | Uncategorized
I was working out in my old college gym with my friend Eliza, surreptitiously glancing at the shapely backside she’d honed from running five miles a day. Hey, I’m only human. “Want to go for a jog after this?” she said while powering through some bicep...
by waiter | Mar 27, 2023 | Uncategorized
“Daddy,” Natalie said from the back of the car – which seems to be the place all our deep conversations start – “How do you make a baby?” “How do you think it gets there?” I countered. So much for a quiet ride home. “Kissing? Through your...
