by waiter | Jul 17, 2023 | Uncategorized
We were driving home from Pennsylvania when the low gas indicator on my dashboard began flashing. “We need gas,” I told my wife. “How many miles are left in the tank?” she asked. Using a switch on the steering wheel, I called up the diagnostics on my car’s...
by waiter | Jul 14, 2023 | Uncategorized
My daughter and I were watching a James Bond flick when she said, “Why do all the girls want to kiss this guy?” “Why do you think?” I said. “Cause he’s handsome?” “Maybe.” “But then he goes and murders people.” Shaking my head at...
by waiter | Jul 12, 2023 | Uncategorized
“Hi,” the man said, extending his hand. “My name is Robert. But you can call me Bob.” “Hi Bob,” I said, taking the man’s hand. “My name’s Stephen.” “You’re the new couple’s son.” “That’s right.” “How are they fitting in?” “So far, so...
