by waiter | Mar 27, 2023 | Uncategorized
“Daddy,” Natalie said from the back of the car – which seems to be the place all our deep conversations start – “How do you make a baby?” “How do you think it gets there?” I countered. So much for a quiet ride home. “Kissing? Through your...
by waiter | Mar 21, 2023 | Uncategorized
A couple of months back, one of my co-workers stuck her head into my office and said, “There’s a guy downstairs wearing a skull mask walking around videotaping people.” “What?” I replied. “He’s scaring the shit out of everyone.” “Aren’t the police...
by waiter | Mar 19, 2023 | Uncategorized
“Daddy,” my daughter said, from the backseat of the car. “Something’s bothering me.” “What is it, honey?” “The lady at church said most people go to – can I say a bad word?” “Go ahead.” “H-E-L-L.” “She said most people are going to...
