These texts greeted me when I checked my cell-phone this morning.
“You’re all on the internet!! For your Biden’s blunder about the Superbowl! Caught it on Fox News last night!”
“Way to make the VP look stupid, bro. LOL!!!”
Groaning I go to Google News, search for “Biden and Superbowl” and am rewarded with headlines reading, Joe Biden Isn’t Sure How the Superbowl Works and Biden Doesn’t Know Location of 2014 Superbowl. Just great.
How did this all come about? I was invited to participate in an online Q&A session with the VP about immigration sponsored by Skype and Bing. Since I don’t get to talk to the Vice-President everyday I jumped at the chance. Of course, I flubbed my lines. You’d think after sailing through interviews with Oprah and Matt Lauer I’d have my media shtick down cold. But those people aren’t a heartbeat away from getting their mitts on the nuclear launch codes so I guess I was a little star-struck. But I recovered and finished asking whether a guest worker program for restaurant employees was feasible.
After the co-participant, Cecilia Muñoz, the director of the White House Domestic Policy Council, finished answering my question there was a bit of awkward silence. Being a seasoned politician, Biden stepped in to fill the gap.
“I think she just answered the question old buddy,” the VP said. “What part of New Jersey are you from?”
Most people don’t know Jersey’s geography so; when I meet strangers I tell them I live next to Giants Stadium. It’s about a mile from my house and lets people know I live in the NYC area.
“Right by Giants Stadium, Mr. Vice-President,” I said, using my go to answer. “Home of the Superbowl.”
“Home of the Superbowl?” the VP said chuckling. “All right, maybe not this year. We’ll have to talk about that.”
The Superbowl IS at Giants Stadium this February and now the news is proclaiming the VP a football ignoramus and the Twitterverse is in full Biden bashing mode. For the record, I was not trying to trip up the Vice-President of the United States. But I’ve got to ask – is this really news?
A few hours later I discussed this dust up with my friend Anton, a guy who’s so conservative that he thinks Pope Francis is a Communist. It’s safe to say he’s no fan of the Vice-President.
“Jesus,” Anton said after I showed him the video. “The guy’s just talking about how the Giants suck. He’s not talking about where the Superbowl is being played.”
“So if this was some regular guy we were talking to in a bar,” I said, “We’d know he’s saying the Giant’s chances of getting into the Superbowl are infinitesimal, not that he didn’t know where the Superbowl was being played.”
“Correct,”
“So why do you think this blew up?”
“Because, Steve,” Anton said. “The news isn’t news anymore. It’s all about titillation and making people look stupid. And they do that on both sides (Of the political spectrum.)”
I’m not defending the Vice-President. He’s well known for his propensity to trip on his tongue and has made sports related gaffes in the past – but this is not news. If a super Republican like Anton can understand what the VP meant, why didn’t all the crowing bloggers, reporters and Twitterers do a little digging and realize the Giants are a sad 5-8?
Because they don’t care. They didn’t take the time to consider that Biden might have been referring to the Giants’ abysmal record, not where the Superbowl was being played. They just wanted to make noise and get noticed.
News organizations are a shadow of their former selves. Reporters have been laid off en masse, investigative reporting budgets have been slashed and true news stories – the stuff of Jimmy Breslin, Pete Hamil and Mike Wallace are hard to come by. Now we have shrill talking heads, paid and unpaid bloggers competing for page views and multi-billion news conglomerates that get their headlines from Twitter. The dumbest shit stands out and gets reported. The media is always on the lookout for content to fill their pages, often without vetting it.
That’s messed up. When I watch Daniel Tosh skewer people about their online antics, I understand its entertainment. Heck, when I watch TMZ I understand it’s just another version of the National Enquirer. I’ve been the recipient of the media’s largesse in the past, and I’m not certainly a hard-hitting news story – but when I see this kind of crap in mainstream news outlets, I just want to puke.
I asked Biden if the Administration could do something to protect the thousands of undocumented restaurant workers who are overworked, underpaid, fired for getting sick and subject to the maniacal wrath of exploitative restaurant owners. Whatever your views on immigration are, I’m sure you don’t want to see your fellow human beings treated like cattle. That’s news, folks.
This shit is not.
i hear you, sugar, but as they say, “haters are gonna hate” *sigh* to my mind, your analysis is right on point but, sadly, very few people care about real news anymore. xo
News is meant to distract; it’s covered like sports, like gossip. Because if they really reported what was going on, they’d be working against the interests of the very few people who own most media, and the large corporations who fund media — especially TV, which is where most people get their news anymore — with their advertising.
So, do you think a democracy has news media like this? No, it does not. We have really a one-party system, in that both parties are heavily bought into Wall Street, the interests of corporations, and military spending (which serves the other two. Factions of the single party — the Democrats, the GOP — fight on some issues. But on the big ones, money rules, the media fools, and both “sides” in politics fall into lockstep.
Hey, there was a period a few years back when the Democrats basically had the presidency and both houses and could have done anything they wanted if they were willing to repeal a couple of non-legal rules in the Senate. They didn’t. The status quo remains. The media studiously ignores the real issues and concentrates on faux pas. This is your oligarchy.
Ugh. I agree: this is not news. I am pretty-gosh-darn conservative and am not a huge fan of pretty much any of the current administration . . . but c’mon people! And yes, it totally seems to me that Biden was just saying that the Giants were out of it this year. Oh well.
I didn’t see this on the news, and am surprised because I’m a news junkie. Not surprised that he needed you to be wrong about something he was out of the loop on. He’s been in politics his entire adult life, and has no finesse.
Let’s get real. News is not news anymore – its business.
News is not reported because its newsworthy – its reported to generate sponsorship and advertising revenue. If people want to watch, then advertisers want to advertise, then money flows to the media outlet, then repeat the cycle.
That’s why popular ‘news’ websites are light on news and heavy on ‘click-bait’.
You have to generate the traffic, and your content has to grab the traffic or there’s no $$$
I love to see a sane post re: the insanity (um..y inanity?) of the news. Thanks.
Not sure why we need illegal immigrants working here with all the unemployed people. They should not allow able-bodied people to collected welfare and leech off the taxpayers… Then you would see citizens applying for these jobs that we supposedly need illegals for.