by waiter | Feb 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s Tuesday and I’m in Home Depot looking for a Torx screwdriver. The reason I need such a device is to tighten the pivot screw on a pocketknife I purchased over the Internet. For what I paid for it, the knife should have come perfectly tuned. But such is life....
by waiter | Feb 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
Hi everybody. I’m not dead. But I’ve been very busy wrapping up my next book and that’s been consuming ALL my time. When it’s all over I’ll probably go to a desert island where they’ve never heard of tipping and sleep for two...
by waiter | Feb 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Please answer the following question in the comments section. “When you think of bad tippers, what brand of car comes to mind?” List the brand of the car fIrst, followed by your reasons for saying so. This should be interesting!
by waiter | Jan 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s Tuesday night and I’m hungry again. But this time my larder’s stocked with food and the pickings are bountiful. I throw some rice, water, pignoli nuts and a bay leaf into my roommate’s rice cooker and turn it on. Then I break out some pork chops, trim away the...
by waiter | Jan 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s a crisp winter’s night and I’m strolling though Union Square in Lower Manhattan. I’m supposed to be meeting a friend for dinner but when she texts to say she’s running late I suddenly discover I’ve got forty-five minutes to kill. So I duck into a cigar shop,...
