by waiter | Jan 30, 2009 | Uncategorized
Since I owe Anthony Bourdain huge, you’ll be seeing sneak peeks of his great show No Reservations here on Waiter Rant! Tony, you can pimp me out anytime. From the Travel Channel: Tony loves the energy and edge of big cities. So how is it that he has avoided...
by waiter | Jan 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s eight o’clock on Saturday night when I belly up to the bar of a TGI Friday’s restaurant near my house. (I don’t want to hear any shit from you foodies.) After a long day spent cleaning, doing laundry, and food shopping, the last thing I...
by waiter | Jan 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
I will be appearing at the Closter Public Library in Closter, NJ this Monday, January 19th, at 7:30PM. Come visit me!
by waiter | Jan 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s seven o’clock on Wednesday night and I’m walking down down Central Park West. I’m scheduled to interview a guy at 7:30 for my new book. Since my bus made it in from Jersey quicker than I expected, I have half an hour to kill. I decide to...
by waiter | Jan 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s a frigid Saturday afternoon and I’m at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. As I watch Buster evade a Chihuahua by leaping on top of a picnic table, I stamp my feet in an attempt to keep warm. I might be freezing my balls off, but, by the...
