Unmasked

After four and a half years the mask is finally off. What a relief! My thanks to Carla at the Post for a fun interview and Zandy for taking the great pictures. The Metamucil was inspired, man! My book goes on sale today at fine bookstores everywhere! Go buy!...

Guest Blogger!

I will be the guest blogger for Powell’s Books this week. You can catch my daily missives by going here. Don’t forget, I’ll be at Borders Books at the Time Warner Center in Manhattan at 7:00PM for a book signing and Q&A. I hope some of my readers...

Oh No! British People!

I did a guest post for The Observer in the UK. Here’s the link. I hope some American servers spring to my defense! Many thanks to the crew at The Observer for running this article. It was all in good fun. Cheerio!

Recycling the Seventies

It’s eight o’clock at night and I arrive at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. Frustrated because he’s been cooped up in an air conditioned house all day, my dog selects a Chihuahua for destruction and begins expending his pent up energy by trying to...

Turn, Burn, Bye

I’m no longer working at Café Machiavelli. I’ve handed in my apron. I’ve taken my last order. Stick a fork in me, I’m done. I realized it was time to go several weeks ago. For me, waiting tables had become like trying to jam a square peg into a round hole. I needed to...