by waiter | Jul 23, 2008 | Uncategorized
It’s eight o’clock at night and I arrive at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. Frustrated because he’s been cooped up in an air conditioned house all day, my dog selects a Chihuahua for destruction and begins expending his pent up energy by trying to...
by waiter | Jul 19, 2008 | Uncategorized
I’m no longer working at Café Machiavelli. I’ve handed in my apron. I’ve taken my last order. Stick a fork in me, I’m done. I realized it was time to go several weeks ago. For me, waiting tables had become like trying to jam a square peg into a round hole. I needed to...
by waiter | Jul 16, 2008 | Uncategorized
Taken from the forward, here’s an audio sample excerpt from the the Brilliance Audio version of Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip – Confessions of a Cynical Waiter! No, that’s not my voice! My thanks to Dan John Miller for his skillful narration. Just...
by waiter | Jul 14, 2008 | Uncategorized
“Did you hear what happened to Sebastiano?” Chimo, one of the waiters at Café Machiavelli asks me. “No,” I reply. “What?” “The cops busted down his door last night.” “For real?” “Yep.” I look over at Sebastiano. He’s loading a plastic rack filled with dirty...
by waiter | Jul 8, 2008 | Uncategorized
I’ll be doing a book signing on Tuesday, July 29th at Borders Books inside the Time Warner Building in Manhattan. The event starts at 7:00 PM. I’ll also be discussing my book and taking questions. I hope many of my readers in the New York area will be...
