by waiter | Dec 30, 2007 | Uncategorized
It’s Christmas Eve and Café Machiavelli is bursting at the seams. Since we’re overbooked the wait time to be seated has crept past the half hour mark. Several customers, upset with the delay, have stormed out in frustration. Christmas cheer is in short supply. The...
by waiter | Dec 25, 2007 | Uncategorized
Somehow I survived Christmas Eve at Café Machiavelli. What an experience! The kitchen crashed, babies cried, customers complained, several people walked out, and Santa valiantly tried to save the day. When I woke up this morning I thought my feet belonged to someone...
by waiter | Dec 19, 2007 | Uncategorized
Its 4:30 and I get sat my first customers of the day – a young couple with a screaming, kicking, red faced, snot dripping three year old boy. I take a deep calming breath, flick on my waiter smile, and head over to the table. The parents, embarrassed by their...
by waiter | Dec 15, 2007 | Uncategorized
The quartet of chattering yuppies on table 24 have finished dessert and ask for their check. They’ve been running me ragged all night with special requests, menu substitutions, and water refills for glasses three quarters full. I’m glad they’re leaving. “Here you are,...
by waiter | Dec 12, 2007 | Uncategorized
Here’s a funny little video from a comedy troupe about a “super” waiter. Enjoy!
