by waiter | Nov 19, 2005 | Uncategorized
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by waiter | Nov 18, 2005 | Uncategorized
“It’s our money,” the sister says. “You’re right off course,” the brother says, “But….” “But what?” “Do we have to cut Gus out entirely?” “His life’s been a complete waste,” the sister says, brushing crumbs off the table. “Why should he get part of Mom’s estate?” “He...
by waiter | Nov 15, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s my day off. Getting up late I run about and do all the mundane things that need doing. I go to the bank, drop off the laundry, take the dog for a walk, and go food shopping. When I get home I clean the bathroom, vacuum the floor, and change the sheets on my bed....
by waiter | Nov 13, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s 6:00 on a Saturday night and the Bistro’s already mobbed. I look at the reservation computer happily. The reservations stretch on into infinity. I’m gonna make a lot of money tonight. The phone rings. “Hello the Bistro,” I answer, “How can I help you?” “Hi,” a...
by waiter | Nov 10, 2005 | Uncategorized
“So did you see Saw II yet?” Armando asks. “No,” I reply, “Did you?” “Yeah. It was pretty good.” “Good as the first?” “Nothing could be as good as the first one,” Armando says. “I agree,” “Are you guys talking about Saw?” Louis interjects. “Yeah,” Armando says. “God,...
