by waiter | Oct 31, 2005 | Uncategorized
“Excuse me waiter,” a hot middle aged woman asks me, “But how do you like a woman to suck your cock?” Now there’s a question I don’t get everyday. “I beg your pardon madam?” I say, my voice suddenly getting tight. “Well, me and the girls are having a little...
by waiter | Oct 29, 2005 | Uncategorized
“Arlene” gave birth to a baby girl at 6:00 am this morning – 6 pounds seven ounces. Mother and baby are doing well. Congratulations from everyone at the Bistro! Arlene, you’re going to be a great mom.
by waiter | Oct 25, 2005 | Uncategorized
“hey Max, check this out,” I say looking up from my newspaper. “What is it?” our chief bus boy asks. “You know your compadres who hang out on the street corner looking for work, the day laborers?” “Si.” “Well, it seems the boys over at Home Depot don’t like them...
by waiter | Oct 24, 2005 | Uncategorized
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everybody! I’m going out to eat with the family. I can’t seem to escape restaurants can I? It’s been a busy week so sorry for the lack of posts. Once I get over my tryptophan induced coma I’ll write some more stuff. In the meantime have a...
by waiter | Oct 24, 2005 | Uncategorized
“Did you see that kid on table twelve?” Beth asks me. “No,” I reply. “Take a look.” I peek around the corner and take a quick look at the table. A teenage boy is eating dinner with his parents. His face and neck’s covered with a swarm of angry red pimples. Acne...
