by waiter | Nov 16, 2004 | Uncategorized
Well it seems some knucklehead waiters down in New Orleans wrote themselves a book. They asked me to pitch it and their blog so here goes… The book/blog is called ScamBible. No, its not devotional reading idiot. It’s a manual on how to scam restaurants,...
by waiter | Nov 15, 2004 | Uncategorized
A three top walks in the door. An old woman, face ruined, her hair and makeup arranged in a failed attempt to look thirty. Her daughter, already disintegrating into a younger version of mom, and the daughter’s husband; an Armani clad tortoise shell eyeglass wearing...
by waiter | Nov 13, 2004 | Uncategorized
The door chimes. I look up. Standing in the doorway is a very young, tall, model thin, blonde girl. My face brightens. “How may I help you Miss?” I say welcomingly. “I am here about the hostess position.” she says hopefully. “Ok. Just fill out this application and I...
by waiter | Nov 10, 2004 | Uncategorized
That video camera thing at Starbucks so got under my skin that I wrote them an email expressing my dismay. A few days later I get a reply asking me to call customer service at 1-800-23-LATTE. Soon I’m talking to a very nice woman in Seattle explaining how aggravating...
by waiter | Nov 10, 2004 | Uncategorized
It’s 5:00 pm on Saturday and the joint is filling up fast. I walk outside to grab a quick smoke before all hell breaks loose. Puffing away I spy a spandex clad girl jogging towards me. Ah, I smile inwardly; I’m in for a treat – its Gym Babe. Gym Babe, a tall, twenty...
