Well it seems some knucklehead waiters down in New Orleans wrote themselves a book. They asked me to pitch it and their blog so here goes…

The book/blog is called ScamBible. No, its not devotional reading idiot. It’s a manual on how to scam restaurants, bars, and customers out of their money. Finally a book about and for waiters not endorsed by those Food Network whores.

With any luck every waiter will buy a copy! KA CHING boys!

Waiter’s of the World Unite! Carry your copy of Scam Bible as you march towards liberation!

Order Today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How’s that guys? Ok?

(WaiterRant is not responsible for any criminal or civil malfeasance you may commit as the result of reading this book. Don’t blame my ass!)