by waiter | Apr 6, 2026 | Uncategorized
It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism … on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of...
by waiter | Apr 4, 2026 | Uncategorized
After thanking my host for putting me up in his Costa Rican home for a week, I climbed into my Uber and began my journey away from sun, surf, margaritas and back to the real world. If I knew what lay ahead of me, I would’ve stayed and applied for...
by waiter | Dec 22, 2025 | Uncategorized
I was driving to do some Christmas shopping with my family when we passed the cemetery where my father’s mortal remains are interred. As the massive white marble clad mausoleum rose into view I said, “Time to say hi to Dad” and waved. No reaction from my...
by waiter | Oct 11, 2025 | Uncategorized
I like my penis. He’s provided a lot of joy during my life, taken me on many adventures, provided me with a daughter and, last I checked, not too many complaints from the ladies. But in early 2021, it seemed my little buddy and I were on the verge of an...
by waiter | Sep 26, 2025 | Uncategorized
I was having drinks and a cigar with a friend when he said, “If you’d become a priest, you’d be a bishop by now.” “And Jesus wept,” I replied. “No,” he said, “I’m serious. I’ve seen you speak, read your stuff, you’re a natural. People listen to...
