by waiter | Mar 23, 2013 | Uncategorized
I was surfing the internet when I found a trailer for the upcoming Superman movie, Man of Steel. When I was done watching it I realized I had tears in my eyes. As I get older, I find myself choking up more at things – just like my father. But it didn’t take much to...
by waiter | Mar 20, 2013 | Uncategorized
Annie loves Trader Joe’s. I mean loves them. I’m surprised the company’s logo isn’t tattooed on her butt. Until I met her, however, I had never stepped inside one of their stores. I’ve experienced jihadist attachment to supermarkets before. I dated several women in...
by waiter | Mar 18, 2013 | Uncategorized
Annie loves estate-sales. So, after sampling wedding cakes at a bakery in Park Ridge, we decide to harness our chocolate ganache-boosted energy levels and drive to a sale on the other side of town. Park Ridge is a very affluent Jersey burg so you can’t miss the estate...
by waiter | Mar 17, 2013 | Uncategorized
Annie and I are watching a news story about billionaire George Soros on television. His 27-year-old ex-girlfriend, miffed that the financier gave a New York City apartment he allegedly promised her to another woman, is suing him for fifty million dollars....
by waiter | Mar 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
I am what could be generously called a lapsed Catholic. But even if I become an atheist Buddhist with Zoroastrian tendencies, I am and will forever be a former seminarian. Even though I was never ordained, the experience left an indelible mark on my soul nonetheless....
by waiter | Dec 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
Got engaged today. Fiancée and ring are doing well. I am a very lucky man.
by waiter | Oct 19, 2012 | Uncategorized
LOL!
by waiter | Sep 26, 2012 | Uncategorized
I participated in a fun panel on tipping at Huff Post Live. You can find it archived here. Enjoy. Man I look pasty!
by waiter | Sep 23, 2012 | Uncategorized
It’s a crystal clear Saturday afternoon and I’m at party in my friend’s new house. An expensive affair of glass and wood, it stands glorious and serene on a vast plain. “My nearest neighbor is ten miles away,” my friend crows as I offer him the obligatory bottle of...
by waiter | Sep 7, 2012 | Uncategorized
I just noticed that Amazon is selling the paperback edition of Waiter Rant for $10.19! A steal! Sorry I haven’t been around much. Things are very busy over here! Back soon.