Waiting tables Tip #1—Dont wait tables while your hopped up on antihistamines! —
Cheap bastard of the night award goes to-Zamir! – $12 tip on $175 check. He goes into the shitty tipper database. Thanks you social retard! (For this prestigious award I use first names only.)
Waiting tables Tip #2 —If a customer says, “You’re the best waiter I ever had.” they dont eat out much and the tip is certain to be dogshit. Just ask Zamir!—-
Long tough shift. Sucking on a Budweiser and trying to relax. Tomorrow I am taking my girlfriend out for her birthday to my own place. (I know what your thinking but the food there is really good.) God I hope the waiters don’t spit in my food!