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Monthly Archives: October 2007

Holy Reinforcements!

Posted on October 26, 2007 by Waiter
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“Where does it hurt?” I ask the young woman lying in the street. “My leg,” she groans. “Anywhere else?” “My side,” the girl says, wincing. She’s having trouble talking. “Can you breathe?” I ask. “Not much,” she gasps. “It hurts … Continue reading →

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I’m Batman

Posted on October 23, 2007 by Waiter
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It’s Sunday afternoon and I’m walking through the neighborhood where I used to work. When I pass by The Bistro’s front window I take a peek inside. A waiter I don’t know is standing in my old section and talking … Continue reading →

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Ask the Waiter – Tip Cooler!

Posted on October 18, 2007 by Waiter
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Waiter, I have a question for you. While it’s not in regards to the restaurant industry, it has to do with the bar business. And, you guessed it, tipping. Within the last two years, I’ve developed some severe medical problems, … Continue reading →

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Right Wing Nut Jobs & Surrender Monkeys

Posted on October 5, 2007 by Waiter
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I’m feeling a little stiff so I roll my shoulders to dispel the tension bunching my trapezius muscles. Then I take a deep breath, insert a magazine full of nine millimeter bullets into the butt of a Sig Sauer semi-automatic … Continue reading →

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