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Bonus Post! – Tips for New Year’s Eve

Posted on December 31, 2005 by Waiter
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This one’s for you Lou! 1. Have a designated driver or call a cab. Spending New Year’s Day in jail (or the morgue) is not a good idea. 2. Leave the drugs at home. 3. Leave the kids at home. … Continue reading →

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Parking Spot

Posted on December 30, 2005 by Waiter
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It’s my day off and I need a new pair of black shoes. My old waiter clogs are getting ratty. New Year’s Eve will soon be upon us. I need to look my best. So I decide to drive over … Continue reading →

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HOW TO ORDER WINE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE

Posted on December 28, 2005 by Waiter
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I’m not a wine guy. I like whisky and beer. But I appreciate the artistry that goes into making wine and I respect people who have a good grasp of Oenology. However, since most people are dopes when it comes … Continue reading →

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Bits of Wisdom

Posted on December 27, 2005 by Waiter
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Here are some bits of wisdom I picked up over the years from people, books and film. Wherever possible I’ve made attribution. “Never make a decision when you’re high in the sky or down in the dumps.” – my high … Continue reading →

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Happy Holidays!

Posted on December 25, 2005 by Waiter
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To all Waiter Rant readers – my best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And, oh yeah, for the first time since 1959 the first day of the Festival of Lights is on December 25th! Happy … Continue reading →

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