Four ladies finish their entrees. After the busgirls clear and crumb the table I bring over the dessert menus. It’s time for me to become the devil. “Ladies,” I say sweetly, “We have some excellent desserts tonight.” “Oh, nothing for … Continue reading
I’m hiding in the kitchen drinking coffee when one of my customers trespasses and walks in. I hate when people do that. “Sir,” I say warily, “What can I do for you?” “Hi,” the guy says, looking flustered. “I was … Continue reading
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“It’s our money,” the sister says. “You’re right off course,” the brother says, “But….” “But what?” “Do we have to cut Gus out entirely?” “His life’s been a complete waste,” the sister says, brushing crumbs off the table. “Why should … Continue reading
It’s my day off. Getting up late I run about and do all the mundane things that need doing. I go to the bank, drop off the laundry, take the dog for a walk, and go food shopping. When I … Continue reading