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Smacking Saroya

Posted on June 29, 2005 by Waiter
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It’s a busy night. As I dash into the kitchen Saroya walks out with a plate of tiramisu in each hand. I’m not watching where I’m going. My shoulder catches her in the left eye. “Owwww!” Saroya yelps almost dropping … Continue reading →

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Gringo Cracker

Posted on June 23, 2005 by Waiter
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We need a new dishwasher. Fluvio places an ad in the paper. We’re soon inundated with applicants. Throughout the morning an onslaught of applicants trudge through the front door. They’re all Hispanic men. Hailing from places like Ecuador, El Salvador, … Continue reading →

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Nunc Dimittis

Posted on June 21, 2005 by Waiter
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Three priests walk into my bistro. No, this isn’t a setup for some awful joke – three padres sit in my section. They’re dressed in civilian clothes but I make them instantly. Former Catholic seminarians can spot priests a mile … Continue reading →

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Gay Friendly

Posted on June 20, 2005 by Waiter
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A young woman walks into the Bistro. “Is your restaurant gay friendly?” she asks. “Yes Madam,” I reply. I’ve gotten this question before. “I want to take my partner out for her birthday. We only patronize gay friendly establishments,” she … Continue reading →

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Let me clear something up

Posted on June 17, 2005 by Waiter
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In my post “Gristle” I alluded to the fact I was working on a book. That’s true. However, it is still in the embryonic stage and I have not committed to anyone or anything. Judging from the comments and emails … Continue reading →

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