Comments on: Top Ten Quotes http://waiterrant.net/?p=300 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 07:48:40 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: leithold http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-47677 leithold Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:14:43 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-47677 whoever said #9 is an asshole. whoever said #9 is an asshole.

]]> By: pelon http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-40268 pelon Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:31:17 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-40268 Number 10 is from the Beastie Boy's "Paul's Boutique." It has a song to which the intro is a man saying, "If it's gonna be THAT kind of party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!" Or some such nonsence. It has been a long time since I have heard the album. About a decade and a half ago, there was a skit on the show "The State" (the writers would eventually go on to create "Viva Variety" and "Reno 911") in which the main character would loudly exclaim "Well, I want to dip my BALLS in it!" when he liked something. Number 10 is from the Beastie Boy’s “Paul’s Boutique.” It has a song to which the intro is a man saying, “If it’s gonna be THAT kind of party, then I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!” Or some such nonsence. It has been a long time since I have heard the album. About a decade and a half ago, there was a skit on the show “The State” (the writers would eventually go on to create “Viva Variety” and “Reno 911″) in which the main character would loudly exclaim “Well, I want to dip my BALLS in it!” when he liked something.

]]> By: Heather http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-37537 Heather Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:33:25 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-37537 #10 reminds me of something I heard after the bar at an IHop--"do you have bathrooms here or do I have to s*#& in a plant?" I thought the best response for the server would have been to get a plant and present it. #10 reminds me of something I heard after the bar at an IHop–”do you have bathrooms here or do I have to s*#& in a plant?” I thought the best response for the server would have been to get a plant and present it.

]]> By: Kris http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-36167 Kris Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:20:26 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-36167 Lmao @ 10. I usually love to say, "This food is like an orgasm in my mouth." That gets a lot of weird looks and embarassed chuckles. Lmao @ 10.

I usually love to say, “This food is like an orgasm in my mouth.” That gets a lot of weird looks and embarassed chuckles.

]]> By: Uluru http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-35056 Uluru Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:46:32 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=300#comment-35056 Due to the date, #10 is probably a reference to "Broken Lizard's Beer Fest." Due to the date, #10 is probably a reference to “Broken Lizard’s Beer Fest.”

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