Comments on: Not Getting Any http://waiterrant.net/?p=129 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 07:48:40 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Chris S http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-44595 Chris S Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:20:52 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-44595 Haha.. Man, I hear this same kind of thing over and over from guys with marriage regret. About one out of every 10 guys over 40 says getting married is the best thing they ever did. Every other guy tells me to NEVER get married. Pretty funny. --Chris Simms <a href="http://www.golftoimpress.com" rel="nofollow">Golf Blog</a> Haha.. Man, I hear this same kind of thing over and over from guys with marriage regret. About one out of every 10 guys over 40 says getting married is the best thing they ever did. Every other guy tells me to NEVER get married. Pretty funny.

–Chris Simms
Golf Blog

]]> By: Jimbob Jones http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-39128 Jimbob Jones Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:20:10 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-39128 Wow, Lemur, bitter much? A lot of women withhold sex because it gives them power in the relationship. It has nothing to do with the man half the time, and is just as pathetic as the stuff you quote. Wow, Lemur, bitter much?

A lot of women withhold sex because it gives them power in the relationship. It has nothing to do with the man half the time, and is just as pathetic as the stuff you quote.

]]> By: Tesa http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-34921 Tesa Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:07:33 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-34921 God I hope that never happens to me and my husband. One thing I've learned is that it's just better to give them as much sex as possible. You have them willingly doing things for you instead of having to demand things of them. God I hope that never happens to me and my husband. One thing I’ve learned is that it’s just better to give them as much sex as possible. You have them willingly doing things for you instead of having to demand things of them.

]]> By: Lemur http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-34176 Lemur Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:18:24 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-34176 Oh, la migra: Why do men die before their wives? Because God wanted to give women a break. Why do divorces cost so much? Because you're paying her for cleaning your house and raising your kids. Why do 50 year old men bang 24 year old women? For the same reason they get hair plugs or buy Ferraris: they don't want people to think that a) they're getting old and b) they have a really small penis. There ya go, more sexism! It's not funny no matter which gender it's directed at. Grow up. Oh, la migra:

Why do men die before their wives? Because God wanted to give women a break.

Why do divorces cost so much? Because you’re paying her for cleaning your house and raising your kids.

Why do 50 year old men bang 24 year old women? For the same reason they get hair plugs or buy Ferraris: they don’t want people to think that a) they’re getting old and b) they have a really small penis.

There ya go, more sexism! It’s not funny no matter which gender it’s directed at. Grow up.

]]> By: Lemur http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-34175 Lemur Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:14:39 +0000 http://waiterrant.net/?p=129#comment-34175 Yeah, sorry, the jewelry comment wasn't funny. It *does* imply all women are gold-diggers, which- hey- ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! 50 year old men who bang 24 year old women are pathetic assholes who don't want to admit that they're getting old. I don't necessarily think Waiter's a prick, and I don't think witholding sex helps a relationship. But women do it because when your husband's a jerk, what else do you have? But yeah, that husband is a jerk, and as for May-November? Making out at the table is crass whether you're 16 or 60. Yeah, sorry, the jewelry comment wasn’t funny. It *does* imply all women are gold-diggers, which- hey- ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY! 50 year old men who bang 24 year old women are pathetic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re getting old.
I don’t necessarily think Waiter’s a prick, and I don’t think witholding sex helps a relationship. But women do it because when your husband’s a jerk, what else do you have?
But yeah, that husband is a jerk, and as for May-November? Making out at the table is crass whether you’re 16 or 60.

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